"The dumber people think you are, the more suprised they'll be when you kill them"
"If you tell a man there are 300 trillion stars in the sky, he'll believe you. Tell him the bench has wet paint on it, he has to touch it just to make sure."
"Time's fun when you're havin' flies!" -Kermit the frog
"Does beer make ya smarter?...It made budweiser!"
"Does singing make ya think?...It made stevie wonder!"
